Anguished Axolotl Sticker
Floating in a constant state of existential dismay, Anguished Axolotl spends his days dramatically staring into the underwater void. Every minor inconvenience—from a passing bubble to a slightly cooler current—triggers an inner crisis of epic proportions. Despite possessing remarkable regenerative powers, he can't seem to heal his perpetually wounded feelings. He frequents deep-sea poetry slams, performing angst-filled soliloquies that leave his marine neighbors feeling surprisingly somber. If you try to cheer him up, expect a heavy sigh and a monologue on the futility of underwater optimism. His favorite pastime is wallowing, and he wears his eternal sorrow like a crown.
Made with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals deliver great looks that are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn't leave residue, each piece features a 1/8" kiss-cut border around the sticker and a satin finish. Choose between four sizes and bring your art to life.
.: Material: white vinyl with a satin, glossy, holographic or transparent finish
.: 1/8" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker
.: Four sizes to choose from
.: Water, scratch and UV resistant
.: Removable adhesive without residue
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
.: Please note: The backing paper features a small barcode
.: Please note: Small details too close to each other (0.3'') will most likely be cut out as one shape
.: Please note: Due to the printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern
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