{"product_id":"anguished-axolotl-sticker","title":"Anguished Axolotl Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFloating in a constant state of existential dismay, Anguished Axolotl spends his days dramatically staring into the underwater void. Every minor inconvenience—from a passing bubble to a slightly cooler current—triggers an inner crisis of epic proportions. Despite possessing remarkable regenerative powers, he can't seem to heal his perpetually wounded feelings. He frequents deep-sea poetry slams, performing angst-filled soliloquies that leave his marine neighbors feeling surprisingly somber. If you try to cheer him up, expect a heavy sigh and a monologue on the futility of underwater optimism. His favorite pastime is wallowing, and he wears his eternal sorrow like a crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with high quality white vinyl, these kiss-cut decals deliver great looks that are water, scratch, and UV-resistant. With a removable adhesive that doesn't leave residue, each piece features a 1\/8\" kiss-cut border around the sticker and a satin finish. Choose between four sizes and bring your art to life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Material: white vinyl with a satin, glossy, holographic or transparent finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: 1\/8\" (3.2mm) white kiss-cut border around the sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Four sizes to choose from\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Water, scratch and UV resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Removable adhesive without residue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: The backing paper features a small barcode\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: Small details too close to each other (0.3'') will most likely be cut out as one shape\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: Due to the printing technology, lighter color designs may appear with a grainy pattern\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Satin","offer_id":50918295863552,"sku":"22144518050194096834","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Clear","offer_id":50918295896320,"sku":"33331373972258017286","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Glossy","offer_id":50918295929088,"sku":"98882372278220923383","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" x 4\" \/ Kiss-Cut \/ Holographic","offer_id":50918295961856,"sku":"30177430178083010264","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0871\/4069\/6320\/files\/14179896129429741508_2048.jpg?v=1793945812","url":"https:\/\/shop.veefoes.com\/products\/anguished-axolotl-sticker","provider":"VeeFoes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}